Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Get your patchouli stick out of my face!



Don't you grin at me baby. I know what's been going on. Hell, you only left five empty buckets of KFC lying in the pool. I come home and find you dressing the cat up in a Simon and Garfunkel t-shirt. I swear to god baby...is that....is that burnt Jiffy Pop? AGAIN? My thunder if I go into the kitchen and see you've put the Jiffy Pop in the microwave again...goddammit. Get a job you hippie!

1 comment:

  1. I think the quote is "get your patchouli stink (not stick) out of my face"- high fidelity

    Love the blog! Especially the unicorn with bacon wings and infant rider!

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