Friday, January 23, 2009

I bet he leaves the seat up too....


Look, I know you're in there baby! You've got the heater on. You're getting all cozy with the newspaper, getting ready to take an epic dump in MY toilet. I mean, really, how long does it take you? You're only like the size of a yard stick and you spit out most of your food on the floor when you eat. That's it. I'm coming in there... now listen to me baby...cough...you can't just hole up....gasp.....wheeze...mother of God...what have you DONE in here??

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