Monday, January 26, 2009

I want proof of your PhD, baby

I'm I seeing double here? Are you going to lecture me on why my marriage isn't working? "Well Darline....if your husband is dressing up in your push up bra and singing 'I feel pretty', and it's bothering you, then it's probably a good idea to talk about it with him." Gee, thank you Dr. Common Sense. Now stop judging me baby and go back to your session with Allie the pink giraffe. The dog keeps humping him and he has some issues to work through.

1 comment:

  1. LMFAO!!!
    This is so the blog for me. As I hate those little vagina ruining crumb snatchers.

    FUCK YOU BABY! eating all the mashed nana's and not leaving any for the rest of us. WTF?