Thursday, January 8, 2009

I'd like to serve you a boiling pot of justice, baby


Great. Just great. I finally get a call back to audition for a leading role in a Broadway play and you have to screw me like this. Sebastian was mine! MINE! Do you think a call back to The Little Mermaid happens every day? And you have to waltz in here with your cute ass costume and your googly eyes and upstage me? How in the hell am I supposed to compete with that? A dude in a chef's outfit? REALLY? Jesus, do you even know what a crustacean is? You're not even eating solid food yet! But there's one thing you don't have kid, and that's talent. Now excuse me while I go home and try to put together the pieces of my shattered dreams.

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