Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Jackass Poster Child


Well, look at you baby. You must think this is pretty funny, huh? I know exactly what's going through your mind. When I wear my Uggs out in public like it's a fashion statement, people stare. When I wear my over sized cowboy hat and don't talk with a Texas accent, people snicker. When I take professional photos at the mall with soft lighting, people roll their eyes. And when I don't wear any clothes, I get arrested. But here you are...doing all four. And you....look adoreable. Well you know what baby, F*CK YOU. You're an asshole.

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