Friday, January 30, 2009

Shut up before I eat you

Dear baby,


My feelings ouren't hurt.

You get on a scale and weigh what? Like...maybe 10 lbz?

I get on a scale and I want to cry.

No, it's otay.

It wasn't my fault.

It was my stylists fault.

Those high wasted jeans just weren't very flattering.

Yeah and..okay neither wear the latex leggings.

But I'm not fat.

Chicken or tuna
Jessica Simpson

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