Wednesday, January 28, 2009

This asshole killed the American Dream

I should have known a baby was behind this whole financial crisis. Thought I wouldn't figure it out, didn't you baby? Well I just happen to have a pile of receipts here detailing your betrayal of the American public. Let's see...$500,000 life-size Dora the Explorer Statue...$80,000 for premium, bottled breast milk...$900 for a gold plated binky...$50 million corporate jet for Mr. Giraffe...AND $200 for a Wii. Really baby? No...really. Can we take the jet for a spin? Bring the Wii too.

1 comment:

  1. damn it baby! if you're going to take my job with your ridiculous spending habits at least give me some money to change your diaper.