Thursday, February 19, 2009

Carrie Bradshaw is not your BFF

Wow. A martini glass and some designer sunglasses. You baby, are a trendsetter. Too bad you're about, oh, I don't know, FIVE YEARS LATE jumping on the whole Sex and the City bandwagon. I bet that bartender laughed in your face when you ordered a cosmopolitan. Do they even make Manolo Blahniks that small? Hell, all of those broads have moved on in their lives, launching perfumes, appearing in tragic tween comedies made by Disney and guest starring on Law and Order: SVU. See baby? IMPORTANT LIFE TRANSITIONS. Now step away from the vodka, before you end up like this.

1 comment:

  1. Yeh, this baby thinks it's the shit. She'll probably get smacked around pretty soon though.