Friday, March 6, 2009
You're just jealous, baby. Last night when I came home from my trip to Louisiana and told you about how I went and saw this you instantly felt the need to find a way to upstage me. I could tell by the way you looked at me and then made spit bubbles. It was really rude....and that duck noise you were making totally ruined the surprise ending of American Idol for me. No one cares that you and Buddy the Beluga Whale are BFF's. Beluga Whales are notorious for being attention whores, so FAIL.