Monday, March 2, 2009

Next web stop...eHarmony

Look baby, I'm really effing enthused that you have a new woman in your life. I get it. You're over me. You're happy. You've never felt better and you're about ready to shit rainbows and kittens because of all the happy filling your body. But do you really have to do this to me? The original photo is bad enough. But then you had to go in and make it all blue-toned and romantic with the fucking clouds rolling in and the cotton candy...I mean, did those few hours we spent together while I was babysitting you that one time mean nothing? That's fine. Just remember me when you ask this broad to change your diaper and she rejects your poopy ass. Asshole.

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