Friday, March 27, 2009

No, we are not putting this on your tab, baby


Baby, we have to talk. Booze is not the answer. No matter how much you want Jimmy and Jennifer to work it out, beer won't do it. I know Jimmy was there with your favorite merlot when you turned 1, telling you it was okay to move from "months" into the "years" phase of life. And Jennifer had a cold one waiting for you when you saw your ex baby sitter walk into the bar last month, but what fixes your problems cannot fix their problems. By the way....we need to talk about how you reorganized the fridge....

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