Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Not everyone wants to kiss you


Listen up you. I know you think because of your diminutive stature you can roll into MY St Paddy's celebration reeking of corned beef and cabbage and green beer, but you sir, are not a leprechaun. You may crap green poop, but that doesn't make you any more Irish than those girls who claim they are Irish and can drink you under the table. Yeah, we all know how that ends. And just so you know baby, the ambassador of Ireland isn't very fond of you either....

4 comments:

  1. Really, babies? Don't you know you're too young to be drinking...in excess. Wait until your second birthday at least before you celebrate St. Patrick's Day.

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  2. stop hogging all the beer, babies. first, you ruined my new year's eve celebration, parading around in your damn diaper and 'baby new year' sash. that was MY martini you spilled, jerk! it's NOT COOL, BABY. being an alcoholic before you hit your first birthday is getting you nowhere. i'll bet you don't even have a fully developed liver yet. nice job.

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  3. This site is a rip off of "fuck you penguin"

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  4. says the coward to scared to post their name.....

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