Wednesday, March 18, 2009
I know that there's been a shakeup in late night TV lately, baby. Conan is replacing Leno. Jimmy Fallon is replacing Conan. But this is just unacceptable. First, by some miracle of God, you somehow get a chick to let Carson Daly impregnate them so you can have a guaranteed spot on Last Call. And now, you're trying to copy Conan's signature hair do. Now you listen to me, small fry: it doesn't matter how much hair product you use, you will never be Conan. Hell, the guy is 6'4''. So really, all you will ever manage to be is about 1/3 of Conan. Even with the hair.