Thursday, April 2, 2009

Check Mate or Checked Luggage?


I swear if you try and knight my king I'm going to drop kick you. No one likes a show off baby. How did you even learn to play chess? Children older than you can't even play Twister right! Where did these outstanding motor skills come from? Did you learn this from your friend Tim? The freak who can eat noodles with chop sticks?? Well I'm not having it. The only "checking" that will be happening today is when I put you in a box and ship you to Chicago.

1 comment:

  1. And I'm so shitty at chess that he'd probably beat me. Great. Just great. Whoever taught this baby chess is going to pay.

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