Wednesday, April 1, 2009

A new ally in the War on Babies

I really underestimated you, toddler. Here I am thinking you're nothing more than a baby with a thyroid disorder, and then you pull off a gem like this. How dare the little mofo get more attention than you do! You were living high on the horse, no competition at the milk bar, plenty of things to chew on, and then this bastard shows up and all of a sudden you're the red-headed step-child. But you weren't content to let that happen were you, oh no. You taught that smart ass baby a lesson in why its a bad idea to fall asleep out in the open like a common street person. Toddler, *snif*, you sir are a patriot.

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