Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Weakness, thy name is baby elephant


I just...I...goddammit, baby. You know baby elephants are my kryptonite! With little fuzz on their head and how everything is too big but not too big and they can't walk straight and I just...love you, baby. I love you and your baby elephant. What am I saying! I need to lie down...I need...to buy this Anne Geddes "Labor of Love" book...NO! No no no no no. Ok, just calm down. Calm down. Remember your mantra goddammit! Babies are assholes...babies are assholes...babies are assholes...

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