Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Someone get this kid a fucking medal. So you lift up an abandoned car and free a family of kittens and all of a sudden they're handing you a key to the goddamn city. Well I'll have you know I've done my fair share of community service this week. Why, just last night when some underage teenagers saw me outside of Walgreens drinking a Mickey's I TOTALLY bought them beer. OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART. But you, I know why you do the things you do, baby. I see you working on your fitness. Checking out your sweet pecs in the mirror. Just can't enough of yourself, can you? Well I'll tell you one thing, baby, lay off the 'roids. You won't looks so badass when you start growing boobies.