Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Stay in school

Okay, baby. I don't know how this happened. Maybe you had a rough time in the womb. Maybe your mother watched this video one too many times. But for God's sake, put down the dollar bills and put your goddamn clothes back on. This is not a career choice, baby. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY wants to see that. And while you're at it, dump that new boyfriend of yours you met at the club. He's a bad influence.


  1. She's just trying to pay her way through law school.

  2. Her boyfriend's hot! I'd hit that.

  3. At least no one'll have to waste time teaching her to read. HAH. That one never gets old.