Tuesday, June 16, 2009

I hate you and your lack of hair follicles

What the hell is this? Are you channeling Captain Morgan or Dick Dastardly? First of all, I know it's not a real mustache. It takes a hell of a lot more than a bottle of shoe polish to trick me, baby. There are only two people I know who can grow a mustache worthy of any attention: my grandma and this guy. Secondly, I see you have created some 'spectacles' in an attempt to look more scholarly. Tell me baby, what was the last book you read? Hmm? Oh this one? Uh huh, that's what I thought.

A big thanks to Michael Fenwick for submitting photos of his sister-in-law's kid.


  1. Your site is awesome! Too bad yourbabyislame.com did it first and better.