Monday, June 8, 2009

Put down the super soaker...


The battle has begun. First it was the ants and now it's baby on baby war. These assholes aren't holding anything back either. The whole species of baby are about to go extinct. First they took their fury out on us, which was fine, but now they are turning on each other. In attempt to bring peace to the toddler vs. new born war...also known as Poopy Snot World War 1.....we were taken hostage and held for ransom and forced to post the following...

Deer asshole babies,

If u want to cee your grownd ups again we demand the following...

* 50 unmarked cases of apple-peach-blueberry Gerber

* ten snuggie blankets featuring ALL of the Disney princesses

* a fifth of Jack

* and a mini horse

luv,

the Toddlers


Asshole babies, I know we haven't seen eye to eye in the past, but we cannot survive with out you as you cannot survive with out us.

5 comments:

  1. Maybe he's going to water the flower with his super soaker.

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  2. Hey, I'm trying to figure out a way to get in touch with you to write a story on the blog, and can't seem to find the contact info on the site. Please drop me a line as soon as you get a chance: Jeff@Thrillist.com

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  3. I personally think the parents of the baby are the assholes. 'WTF is up with the flower?' INDEED!

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  4. It's all fun and games until the baby with the HUGE flower on it's head looses an eye!!!

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