Monday, October 5, 2009

I hope you choke on the toy in your kid's meal

You know what baby errr toddler, this is bullsh*t.  I'm over here trying to work on my fitness and stay fergalicious and you're shoving your high metabolism in my face.  Look at you!  You're double fisting strawberry milkshakes from Burger King, which was all know aren't made with real strawberries, so they have zero nutritional value to them.  IT'S NULL IN VITAMINS.  I don't think you even realize how much you're upsetting your friend over there either.  He's obviously poor and shops at Goodwill, that or he's a hipster.  Check out that 90's Disney shirt he's rocking.  $20 says he "can't feel the love tonight" and he definitely doesn't live by the saying "hakuna matata", but these frat boys on riddlin sure do. 

1 comment:

  1. This is stupid, I hope YOU choke on your tongue in an adult onset epileptic fit. Enjoy diarrheaing your pants.