Monday, January 11, 2010

Fist Pump it up asshole

Go wash that hair gel out of your hair right now you smug ginger shmuck! Do you know what happens when you style your hair like that?  Do you know what message you are sending out?  Normally your behavior reads "Hi, I'm an asshole."  Now it will read "Hi, I'm an asshole and I'm from New Jersey." You're really setting yourself up for a bright future kid.  It will probably
turn out as one of the following:

I feel like I can hear MTV already calling you for a reality show. I feel like this guy is going to be your mentor.  I can see you fist pumping to P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, Diddy Piddy, what ever the fuck his name is this week.  I can picture you buying Ed Hardy. It hurts baby!  It hurts to see you flush your bright future down the drain so quickly! 


  1. You're kind of funny but YOU are probably an asshole too

  2. Someone needs to smack that shit eating grin off his face.