Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The Roaring Assholes

So I was doing some research over the holidays, and it turns out babies were assholes back in olden times as well. Look at this one, riding high on her daddy's oil fortune, and instead of a gator handbag, she wants a goddamn gator MOUNT. Hey, Shirley Temple, did you ever hear of a pony? Did the kid next door start riding a cougar around town? Looks-wise, it's pretty badass. But are you really about to roll up to F. Scott Fitzgerald's house and be like "Yo, F. Scott. Peep this gator"? Even Zelda's not that crazy. Good thing these shenanigans died with the prohibition and Art Deco...goddamn it.

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