(Um....no one who writes this blog can show you a family tree that they have African American blood in them, BUT one of us is vary tan...and has HUGE lips...like a ...black.......shit.....send all hate mail here firstname.lastname@example.org)
Friday, May 7, 2010
Baby, get that ghetto ass weave off your hair. There is no way in hell I am taking you dancing with me with that thing on your head. Jesus, who have you been hanging out with? Classy ass bitch's right? Hot mess baby, you are a HOT ghetto mess. Tyra would never put up with this. You will never be on America's Next Top Model Cycle 2,398. Mmmmmmkay? Guuuuuurl get your priorities straight. I guess I should have known when I saw your mom at prom. It was like looking into your future. I give you $20 and what are you spending it on? Walmart wigs that you super glue to your head. AWESOME. That $20 was for Goldfish crackers and my Slim Fast shakes. Next thing you're going to be getting out of your stroller not wearing a diaper showing the whole world your who-ha and I'm going to be labeled a pedophile. I hope some jerk spits in your juice box.