Wednesday, May 5, 2010

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila ATTENTION WHORE

You are such an attention whore baby. I invite you out to happy hour with my friends for $5 margarita's and you decide to waltz....I'm sorry....SALSA in here as a taco. REALLY?! I hope some drunk frat guy tries to eat you. You are ruining this amazing holiday where we celebrate celebrate......shit.......It's the one day we can come together with our Mexican population and enjoy some tequila and guacamole together without me having to hire him outside of Home Depot or to help me pack my U-Haul.  So ask you're self baby, are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?!?!?!

(If you are anyone was offended by this posting please send an e-mail to and I will respond with my family tree tracing back .5% of my heritage to Mexico which allows me to post such things since I am in...some way...making fun of myself. Happy Cinco de Mayo. Please every don't drink and drive...but feel free to punch a baby if he ruins your tequila buzz.)

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