Thursday, February 17, 2011

I'm about to slap you with some bamboo

Your vanity is unbelievable.  I don't know many people who would have the balls to hire an endangered species to take their photo for their Facebook/Twitter.  I assume you think it's artistic and "hip" to bribe the panda with TFB (trade for bamboo) on Craigslist.  Perrier here is just trying to work his way through art school. What? Now you can't even smile for him?  Do you have any idea what is happening to panda's baby? THEY ARE BECOMING STRIPPERS.  We all know that once you become a stripper you are no longer capable of actual emotion, BUT our furry friend here is a starving artist and has a dream which you crushing by CRYING during your photo shoot. Oh by the way I was on Facebook the other day and your ex girlfriend friend requested me.  Looks like she has a bright future ahead of her.

1 comment:

  1. I've just downloaded iStripper, and now I enjoy having the hottest virtual strippers strip-tease on my desktop.