Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Shark Fart


I was reading online that shark attacks have gone up like.....25% in this last year.  I would like to point out this is all your fault, baby.  A lil unknown fact; sharks can sense women's menstruation, just like bears.   So when a shark sees a lady chilling in the water during her...um.....ya know....he wants to go up and congratulate on her on not being knocked up with an asshole baby such as yourself.  Then the dumb broad has to start screaming and failing around so of course the only LOGICAL way to shut her up is to take a big bite out of her leg....then eat her face.  I don't exactly blame the shark.  I mean if a dolphin was to go up to a lady on her...um..ya know.....she would giggle and ask someone to take a picture.  Because only a dumb biz-nitch like that would over look KILLER DOLPHINS . But don't worry baby, sharks and I have united to create this bad ass to seek it's revenge on you.  So have fun prancing around in your little costume....you're only making it easier for them to find you.

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