Tuesday, February 22, 2011

You're a superficial asshole

You know baby not all of us can be a natural beauty.  I don't exactly roll out of bed looking like this. It's not your Aunt Martha's fault.  Back in the 1960's she didn't know about sun screen and harmful UV rays.  There weren't any beautiful female celebrities selling skin care on infomercials.  This lady has been a saint to you.  She has turned her cash into gold and put that money aside for your college fund.  So how do you thank her?  You throw a shit fit when you have to have a photo with her. I get that her skin is probably dry and smells like pickled pigs feet. I understand that, but do you know how easy you have it baby?  You live in the United States.  In a place where people don't name their babies after stupid websites...just....fruit.....and poodle names.... So stfu and smile before I punt you. 

2 comments:

  1. OMG, poor baby! LOL I love the stuff you come up with!

    By the way, there are some people here in the U.S. who name their kids really stupid fucking names. I blogged about it a while back...make sure to pay special attention to the celeb kids's names toward the end: http://opto-mommy.blogspot.com/2011/02/rose-by-any-other-name-would-be-just-as.html

    Sorry for the blog whoring, but i thought you would enjoy it!

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  2. The Bieber pic was hilarious

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